ÿþ<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Strict//EN"> <html> <head> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript1.2" src="main.js" type="text/javascript"></SCRIPT> <title>Ask Mr. Waldo (aka) ObamaNation</title> <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=8"/> <meta name="description" CONTENT="Ask Mr. Waldo, conservative political humor and ruminations from Waldo at the ObamaNation"> <meta name="keywords" CONTENT="Idiocracy, Idiocrate, Dummkopf Society, Dumkof, Obama Nation, ObamaNation, President Obama, Obama the Great, Obama the Dictator, Superfly Obama, David Letterman, Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank, Superfly Obama, Al Franken, Barbara Boxer, Dick Durbin, Bill Ayers, Linda Douglas, Russ Carnahan, Ted Kenneday, Jamie G, John McCain, Van Jones, STORM, Green Job Czar, Joe Wilson, Shouted Liar, Lennox Yearwood, Facism, Liberal, Jimmy Carter, Sheik Zayed bin Sultan al-Nahyan, Obama Chia Pet, Hugo Chavez, Evo Morales, Rafael Correa, Muammar al-Gaddafi, Dave Letterman, Halderman, Anita Dunn, Frank Davis, Al Gore, Global Warming"> <META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=EmulateIE7"/> <link rel="Shortcut Icon" href="http://ask-mr-waldo.com/favicon.ico"/> <!--a href="#" onMouseOver="document.all.music.src='/sounds/anxious.wav'"--> <style type="text/css"> img.expando{ /*sample CSS for expando images. 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Just when you think his medication is working he comes unglued, he starts hyperventilating and then the eyes start to bulge whenever anyone uses the word 'Bush', 'Cheney' or 'Palin'. If you happen to be one of the 5 people that watch and listen to Olbermann's TV show we have created a way to past the time between his famous rubber room rants. Now you can scientifically score “Olbermann’s Level of Mouth Foaming Insane Rage”. We used one of Olbermann’s extemporary, spit flying, rage speeches on Obama Health $Care debacle as an example. Give yourself 1 point every time “Muttering Ollie” makes one of the following statements:</p> <p><ul type=disc> <li>1 Point for saying "sir" with "Sarcastic Anger". ( Add ½ Point if it's a "How dare you, sir" in the same tone. ) <li>Mentions Sarah Palin's name with Sarcastic Anger. ( Add ½ Point if he throws in a pejorative like failed or quitter ). TV viewers who happen to accidentally see Olbermann's show wish he would fail or quit! ( Add another ½ Point if he starts to foam at the mouth or spit flys from his mouth. ) <li>1 Point every time he mentions some exaggerated number of people he says have died each year for lack of health insurance. ( I guess he is talking about his TV audience that has died ) Only people with no health insurance watch Olbermann. <li>1 Point every time he mentions 40 million uninsured. ( Add ½ Point if he exaggerates the exaggerated uninsured number to 50 million ) <li>1 Point every time he praises Canada's, France's, UK's, or Cuba's Health system. ( Add ½ Point when he adds that long waiting lines at hospitals is just a Republican lie.) <li>1 Point every time he says “death panel” and Sara Palin‘s name in the same breath with louder “Sarcastic Anger‘. ( ½ point if his face starts to swell and turns beet red. ) <li>1 Point every time he claims, with a ‘smirk’ Republicans have no plan or solutions! ( Add ½ Point if he says Republican’s solution is “they want people to die“. ) <li>1 Point ever time he mentions Rush Limbaugh, Shawn Hannity, Glenn Beck or Mark Levin ( All TV Hosts with a legitimate number of listeners. ) <li>1 Point every time he rants about someone’s personal health horror story and pretends it happens thousands of times every day that the health care reform Bill is blocked by unsympathetic Republicans. ( Add ½ Point if you hear a angry sob. ) <li>1 Point if he glares angrily at the TV screen and says snidely that Medicare rejects more claims than any other insurance plan in the country. <li>2 Points and jump up and shout “you’re a lying sack of crap” every time he praises Obama, Reid, Frank, Napolitano, Pelosi and exaggerates or lies about people he despises - Bush, Cheney, Hannity, Beck, Limbaugh, Levin and recently - Scott Brown.</ul></p> </font><br><br></td></tr></table> <bgsound src="#" id=music loop=1 autostart="true"> </form> </body> </html>